africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool


tamaratesla:

tamaratesla:

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever

tamaratesla:

tamaratesla:

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever

(Source: billybuckaroo)


yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

cheriblod:

actualteddie:

cheriblod:

actualteddie:

whats the difference between sonic and waluigi

what

sonic is playable in smash

image

(Source: blademode)


kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point


gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad

gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad


(Source: feifeibunny)



flygons:

after having a huge art block all summer, i spontaneously decided to download illustrator, practice more vector art and.. start making pokemon t-shirts. (thanks for the inspiration, keely! ps. you should check out her really cute shirts too while you’re at it)

"i want to be the fairy best” is now for sale for just $20 a shirt on inkster! keep checking back on my blog’s /tagged/tshirts or on my inkster page for more shirt designs in the near future!  ♥


z-eniith:

this happened

z-eniith:

this happened


mancameron:

you know how a lot of things are spoiled for you b/c its the internet and tumblr has a lot of gifs, images, and all that. like its nigh impossible to go into a fandom without having things spoiled for them. however

i still have no fucking earthly clue what jojo’s bizzare adventure is even remotely about. the power of eyeliner? maybe


carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

kittengrin:

carpeumbra:

Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink


othertonguesotherflesh:

imagine being such a worthless failure of a human being that you steal a joke from a 25 year old garfield comic


area0302:

Cosmic Cats

area0302:

Cosmic Cats


batreaux:

lonkin park

batreaux:

lonkin park