Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
May or may not be crying like a baby. Made me laugh a lot and cry about the same.
wow i did not just cry like a baby
imagine if people were magnetically attracted to each other by varying degrees depending on how compatible they were so you’d just be walking down the street and you’d see bodies flying all over the place
people would die.
I guess you could call it
[grumpy old man voice] HEY YOU KIDS GET OFF OF MY TEXT POST